Upon the hill of DragonHurst where the ancient battle was forgotten, there lay the Dragonstone, silent in the darkness where it endured beyond time uncounted. Then, one day, by order of mighty Kings and sarcastic Dragons, with feline spirit and furious curiosity, came ‘Catterick’ the great cat wizard! And “Behold!” said he. “I shall enter the Immortal Woods with cunning and magic and raise the ancient ruin, bringing forth the castle of DragonHurst, mercurial beyond comprehension.” Some say Catterick lingers still in this realm, meowing jokes in the grand hall and filling his own bowl with magical, mystical tasty fish chunks. Others say that the castle is a little draughty and that the bedrooms are haunted. “There is always the dungeon,” comes a voice echoing through the halls. Some say the voice is that of Catterick the wizard; others say it is Ethel the cleaning lady.

JAYTKX, 2026